Hey Tumblr, adventures in home-hair-dyeing have turned the top of my head purple while the rest remains blonde. This coconut ice cream is the shit. That is all.
anyone wanna talk about how I’m seeing this man in a week?
When I’m bored at work I write whole fictional lives for myself in messages to my friends.
Amy is my best and only friend.
Work in progress
"should i buy a news paper? i have the cnn app? does that count? should i buy a coffee maker? it will probably save me a lot of money? but then i have to buy coffee beans? i dont know shit about coffee beans! should i act like i’m reading this bottle of wine for a few minutes before i head straight to the discount vodka section? should i go to the supermarket and buy broccoli? i fucking hate broccoli did i just get invited to a fucking dinner party .. …what do you bring to a dinner party???? TAX SEASON SHOTS FOR EVERYONE! wakes up staring at a ceiling that is not my own ..did i just burn toast? how did i make it this far in life without fucking DYIGN i’m so DUMB and sTUPD and i cant do anyhtign right.. yeah hey mom yeah i’m fine how are you"
i’ve been avoiding my parents calls for over two weeks now and that’s when i really know that i’m barely keeping my head above water.