Hey captcha, this is not what I need to be told at 2 in the morning while trying to watch Great British Bake Off.
- If you are wittier than you are handsome, avoid loud clubs
- It’s okay to trade the possibility of your 80s and 90s for more guaranteed fun in your 20s and 30s.
- Never date an ex of your friend.
Other choice words of wisdom:
Pretty women who are unaccompanied want you to talk to them.
Mmm winter nights. Ugg boots a book and some broccoli, blue cheese and bacon pasta.
Me and my flattie had a cute night in together, then I finished Patti Smith’s Just Kids and sobbed for a bit… good times.
InputMask created by call to InputDevice.CreateInputMask added to the InputMaskManager indentified by RteRunnableInput.InputMasks
- that’s an actual sentence in the support documents I’m reading for this coding program! WHAT?
today, at the gym, the girl on the cycle next to mine was reading an article titled ‘is exercise making you fat?’