Vanessa learns to bake: Day 2
Honey Snap Biscuits
Outcome: not very pretty, taste ok?
Why are they SO big? I don’t understand baking.
Vanessa learns to bake: Day 1.
Fig and sultana Chelsea Buns.
Outcome: sort of edible.
Matt came round and ruined my dough by putting double the yeast in and then leaving before getting his hands dirty. Over-proved my dough, by way of getting bored halfway through and leaving it in a warm water bath for three hours.
Maybe I don’t like figs.
maaaaaaaan, how come i always end up in bed with friends who won’t pash me instead of the dude i purposefully put on nice underwear and got drunk for in preparation to bang?
I’ve conned these two ladies into seeing the 1D movie with me today, and they are the best!
I’m 100% sold on Wrecking Ball being my new go-to karaoke song.
This is a fb thread that I have with two girls I work with, and this is what happens when they don’t check it regularly while I work over the weekend.
Hey captcha, this is not what I need to be told at 2 in the morning while trying to watch Great British Bake Off.
- If you are wittier than you are handsome, avoid loud clubs
- It’s okay to trade the possibility of your 80s and 90s for more guaranteed fun in your 20s and 30s.
- Never date an ex of your friend.
Other choice words of wisdom:
Pretty women who are unaccompanied want you to talk to them.