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IMAGINE: Harry finger banging u while whispering the words “I’ll pay off your...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stupidstagram.tumblr.com/post/50104086609"&gt;stupidstagram&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;IMAGINE: Harry finger banging u while whispering the words “I’ll pay off your student loans” in your ear.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/50606421285</link><guid>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/50606421285</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 10:32:00 +1200</pubDate><category>most erotic post on tumblr.</category><category>i text this to my friend at 7 this morning</category><category>GOOD MOOOORNING BEEBY</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/42beb1a5310038f1744846930c858054/tumblr_mi1umxQmKk1qcwiu0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/49738109434</link><guid>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/49738109434</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 13:29:54 +1200</pubDate></item><item><title>My flatmate is awesome and bought me this because i’m so...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4d38993bdf4577b589f5709dd1d6157/tumblr_mlwtmt0HRp1qzs2tso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My flatmate is awesome and bought me this because i’m so pitifully hungover, despite the fact she got really embarrassed buying it at the supermarket. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/48997636732</link><guid>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/48997636732</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 22:40:00 +1200</pubDate><category>i'm pointing out the fact that it has quizzes</category><category>are you harry's honey or louis's love?</category><category>don't worry i have a quiz that will tell me</category></item><item><title>Last night my fake nail talons made me feel like the sexiest, most badass bitch out in town.

The...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Last night my fake nail talons made me feel like the sexiest, most badass bitch out in town.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The multiple old fashioneds, and miscellaneous rum drink from the lovely guy who&amp;#8217;s name I&amp;#8217;ve forgotten, definitely helped.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/48996080342</link><guid>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/48996080342</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 21:47:48 +1200</pubDate><category>fake nail lyfe</category><category>very hungover today</category></item><item><title>Talons - Bloc Party</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6db590fab9d3976ed84b11341c3fd29e/tumblr_mluntvqysB1qzs2tso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Talons - Bloc Party&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/48915459931</link><guid>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/48915459931</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 18:39:00 +1200</pubDate><category>fake nail lyfe</category></item><item><title>G R I M E S: I don't want to have to compromise my morals in order to make a living </title><description>&lt;a href="http://actuallygrimes.tumblr.com/post/48744769552/i-dont-want-to-have-to-compromise-my-morals-in-order"&gt;G R I M E S: I don't want to have to compromise my morals in order to make a living &lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;“&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;im tired of being considered vapid for liking pop music or caring about fashion as if these things inherently lack substance or as if the things i enjoy somehow make me a lesser person”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;“I’m sad that my desire to be treated as an equal and as a human being is interpreted as hatred of men, rather than a request to be included and respected…”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/48755359667</link><guid>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/48755359667</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2013 16:57:32 +1200</pubDate><category>this is important</category></item><item><title>Writing the day off before lunch</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I just had yell out in the very quiet Commerce Department &amp;#8220;NO, the regular tampons on the right&amp;#8221; because the woman&amp;#8217;s hearing aid wasn&amp;#8217;t working.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/48648955682</link><guid>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/48648955682</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 11:37:36 +1200</pubDate><category>would you like a bag?</category><category>no. i'm pretty sure everyone is alreay aware what i'm buying</category></item><item><title>Morning anchortongue.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/412827fee6766f48992c0a667b4f1bff/tumblr_mlo9qcQ31K1qzs2tso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Morning &lt;a href="http://anchortongue.tumblr.com/" title="anchortongue" target="_blank"&gt;anchortongue&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/48631073477</link><guid>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/48631073477</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 07:49:24 +1200</pubDate></item><item><title>Live blogging NZ X-factor: i think it&amp;#8217;s safe to say the next One Direction won&amp;#8217;t be...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Live blogging NZ X-factor: i think it&amp;#8217;s safe to say the next One Direction won&amp;#8217;t be coming from here.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/48509532594</link><guid>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/48509532594</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Apr 2013 20:07:36 +1200</pubDate><category>oof.</category></item><item><title>ceedling:

cool-death:



Melissa Harris-Perry’s open letter to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5b282f90f0fd9c4387077b58edce39d3/tumblr_mk5gqyxIA41rt7op5o1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/138b642d3650b63f6f2eea7df8bd68c9/tumblr_mk5gqyxIA41rt7op5o2_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/daaa89bb138ac1d87417334875b1e9a3/tumblr_mk5gqyxIA41rt7op5o3_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6d179d7bce00af5792127525fb00dbf6/tumblr_mk5gqyxIA41rt7op5o4_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c116baa089b0da02ebc72cb330e64b22/tumblr_mk5gqyxIA41rt7op5o5_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/65b7c5e83512dfff5c2ff32c377cb31a/tumblr_mk5gqyxIA41rt7op5o7_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1324af0ca373c06e5e1724e90f01088b/tumblr_mk5gqyxIA41rt7op5o9_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f2683233ae49b9f1841024724658f0fb/tumblr_mk5gqyxIA41rt7op5o8_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/61282827d3b9e3c2b6e522a243a422d5/tumblr_mk5gqyxIA41rt7op5o6_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/28dd7d49d59c27617ae547239fb206de/tumblr_mk5gqyxIA41rt7op5o10_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ceedling.tumblr.com/post/46980613616/cool-death-melissa-harris-perrys-open-letter"&gt;ceedling&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cool-death.tumblr.com/post/46603062740/melissa-harris-perrys-open-letter-to-steubenville"&gt;cool-death&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tv.msnbc.com/2013/03/23/my-open-letter-to-the-steubenville-survivor/"&gt;Melissa Harris-Perry’s open letter to Steubenville survivor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;bow down, internet. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;wow&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/48188057911</link><guid>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/48188057911</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 20:16:41 +1200</pubDate><category>important</category></item><item><title>Liam Finn wants people to snapchat with him and I think I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b2eeb042eb45ae4eb5ef803bd602f186/tumblr_mlc5f8WnVH1qzs2tso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Liam Finn wants people to snapchat with him and I think I deserve some credit for not downloading the app as soon as I found out. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/48107099962</link><guid>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/48107099962</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2013 18:45:08 +1200</pubDate><category>liam finn be my boyfriend</category></item><item><title>marking first years lab reports (with the help of my good friend...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7d0fe3a6ef47b75d300128547ed9328f/tumblr_mkrwxjet1F1qzs2tso1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;marking first years lab reports (with the help of my good friend red wine) while everyone parties in my lounge room. on the plus side, i rocked a centre part at work all day without feeling like a idiot.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/47179848780</link><guid>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/47179848780</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Apr 2013 21:29:00 +1300</pubDate><category>god i have large hair after i wash it</category><category>no wonder that guy in a bar said that to me</category><category>he also said that's how he knew i wasn't lying when i said i was an actress from L.A.</category><category>which is what i had told him.</category><category>LYING TO RANDOM PEOPLE IN BARS= ALWAYS A GOOD TIME</category></item><item><title>I just watched Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Should I now watch Shame, The Hurt Locker, The Reader,...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I just watched Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Should I now watch Shame, The Hurt Locker, The Reader, or Inglorious Bastards? Saturday night, A-level life.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/46661327454</link><guid>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/46661327454</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2013 23:08:00 +1300</pubDate><category>also looking at vibrators on the internet</category><category>bloody expensive right?</category></item><item><title>Should I Hang My Washing Out?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.shouldihangmywashingout.com/"&gt;Should I Hang My Washing Out?&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anchortongue.tumblr.com/post/46557342770/should-i-hang-my-washing-out"&gt;anchortongue&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;a friend of mine just made this website pretty awesome.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/46565546066</link><guid>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/46565546066</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2013 16:49:42 +1300</pubDate></item><item><title>Me and my flatmate made this for dinner tonight, 9 different...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/497c5acb75559a777d12b72bab26c304/tumblr_mkb463N7C21qzs2tso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Me and my flatmate made this for dinner tonight, 9 different veges on one plate.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/46406126871</link><guid>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/46406126871</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2013 19:46:51 +1300</pubDate><category>i feel really good about this</category><category>maybe i'll start a healthy eating blog</category><category>just kidding</category><category>this is probably a once off</category></item><item><title>is it when you get older that strangers talk to you in the supermarket or do i...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;is it when you get older that strangers talk to you in the supermarket or do i look particularly friendly lately?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/45746469233</link><guid>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/45746469233</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 22:48:00 +1300</pubDate><category>i thought headphones were universally recognised as 'don't talk to me'</category></item><item><title>The only good thing about having to start work early is getting to see girls walking home from the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;The only good thing about having to start work early is getting to see girls walking home from the night before while I wait for the bus.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/45399602006</link><guid>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/45399602006</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Mar 2013 17:23:54 +1300</pubDate><category>congrats on your thursday!</category><category>i'm 100% sincere</category><category>seriously congrats</category></item><item><title>can we talk about how i still want to have so much sex with this...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3f4fe1b375cf78d7f1f7efd2c781e34b/tumblr_mjh7bqV3rt1qzs2tso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;can we talk about how i still want to have so much sex with this man?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/45082997226</link><guid>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/45082997226</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 16:07:02 +1300</pubDate><category>i'm too old for this shit</category><category>i refuse to acknowledge that i post enough to warrant a harry styles tag</category></item><item><title>When are you coming back? I miss/need you</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I’m back now! getting up at 5.30 to catch my flight on day 2 of my hangover was hard! I MISSED YOU TOO! I have great wedding photos to show you! &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/45070015483</link><guid>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/45070015483</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 13:27:02 +1300</pubDate></item><item><title>God damn I’ve missed Wellington!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e499b26d1e34fa38096978ce29c13d59/tumblr_mjaf4l4MbD1qzs2tso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;God damn I’ve missed Wellington!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/44777974762</link><guid>http://avantnous.tumblr.com/post/44777974762</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2013 00:12:21 +1300</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
